fordingbridge local 1

Known amongst our group as Skelator after the way he looks, also known as mr dead, an old local that is always riding around on his old bike, and comes out with such gems or wisdom as , ive noticed ducks have eyes on the side of thier faces, now im wondering if they have 2 brains one for each eye, I noticed sun is getting bigger, now i dont think its global warning, i think all the missiles on earth are pulling us down and the sun is getting closer, i would tell the press but i cant be bothered, and after buying some fresh mash potato from the shop commenting I love this stuff i ate the whole tub the other day and it wasnt till i finished that i noticed your meant to warm it up.. hmmmmm nice,