Fordingbridge local 2

Just as i gave up hope about this site, I, like Desmond in lost had a sign that humanity existed in the form of a reply to a post so here we go FORDINGBRIDGE LOCAL NUMBER 2

A nice old man smells abit mind you but other than that a nice old man abit eccentric but nice, always in shorts no matter what the weather anyway I have known of this man for many ayear and have never had a problem with him, turns out he lives in a caravan somewhere with his brother and he lives a happy life keeping himself to himself.
End of story

oh I forgot to mention his brother had a been dead over a year in his caravan and our gentlemen forgot to mention in to anyone, But as i just proved it can be easily forgotten .

steve irwin

Yes he has died, and who knew anybody would really care but we do, as everyone will know from my profile i am a massive fan of steves and will never forget how he was appallingly portrayed as a gangster in eastenders by the wonderful martin kemp

fordingbridge local 1

Known amongst our group as Skelator after the way he looks, also known as mr dead, an old local that is always riding around on his old bike, and comes out with such gems or wisdom as , ive noticed ducks have eyes on the side of thier faces, now im wondering if they have 2 brains one for each eye, I noticed sun is getting bigger, now i dont think its global warning, i think all the missiles on earth are pulling us down and the sun is getting closer, i would tell the press but i cant be bothered, and after buying some fresh mash potato from the shop commenting I love this stuff i ate the whole tub the other day and it wasnt till i finished that i noticed your meant to warm it up.. hmmmmm nice,

Sinead Moynihan

give this girl more tv time, an amazing looking girl, who stars in the bbc's Drop Dead Gorgeous. shes an amazing looking girl and should get more publicity, so magazines like fhm and alike should take note. Stop having sodding big brother "stars" and get back to truly amazing looking girls like Sinead and her type. So thats you well and truly told alright.

Kristeen young

I first saw kristeen supporting Morrissey at portsmouth on his tour, both of them were very good by the way,Anyway she has grown on me alot and shes very good, i would encourage you all to go out and buy her single and forthcoming album and all her older stuff, in the mean time visit her site www.kristeenyoung.com I hope she will be the next big thing but who can tell in this world where such shit as Chico and any other reality "star" can get so high up in the charts. I also think she is quite pretty, prettier in real life than she appears in the photos on her website. Check her out and help her get the publicity she rightly deserves but will probably never get .

The Chuckle Brothers

Now I grew up with the chuckle brothers not in a biblical sense or actually in the home but they have been on tv since tv was invented and i dont care what anyone says they are geniuses both of them, many a day at 3 i have sat and watched an hours of chuckles and enjoyed it all even though cbbc show the same 8 episodes all the fucking time, so when I heard they were in Salisbury I got 2 tickets and we went to see the brothers, amazing if not slighty odd 2 grown men in a show for kids without any of our own but that didnt stop us enjoying it, and after we met them and they were very nice men,(not like that miserable Dave Gorman, but thats a different story) they signed our stuff and even did a bit for my flatemates band to play at the beginning of a gig(which never happened because the band split up before another gig) but if it wasnt for that, The Michael Wookey band would have hit the big time with that intro im sure

Lost

Now im quite into lost, not getting it but watching it( thats a joke back there, infact its such a good one you should probably go back and read it again just in case, i will wait here for you. Are you back ? good.) I think the best things about it are probably the amazing john locke and the lovely Claire. The worst things have to be the annoying flashbacks, dont get me wrong there not all annoying some are very entertaining but the ones that come in when the character is doing something so exciting and thet then break it to show something boring and profound,tut tut. also when they go to a boring subplot like Locke trapped under a door(very exciting) to jack and Sawer playing cards for medicine trade. Now if you dont watch the programme, first dont because i dont want anymore people watching it cause the series will never bloody end if the figures go up and secondly disregard everything i just said apart from the not watching bit which is very very important. Here is a shot of the lady that plays Claire(im not going to give out real names because i cant be bothered) anyway shes in her pants which is nice.

fordingbridge

Now during the months i will tell you about the exciting and fucking weird world of Fordingbridge where else would you find a village where a doll museum owner owns not only dolls but also a website about fordingbridge and an old man who rides around on a bike and tells shit old stories that go nowhere, Now as I say other the months these characters will be revealed in a Lost style way possibly through flashbacks although that hasnt been confirmed yet. This blog will be worth reading later on just for these characters alone so keep tuned . heres a picture of a couple of penguins, so go ppppppppp iss off now bye

Elissa Friday

Lets start with a good thing a very good thing. Elissa Friday from Beauty and the geek, One of the most beautiful girls on television when it was on. Now i know someone that knows Ed from the show and i tried to get to get closer to her through him but fell at the first hurdle by never actually meeting him but anyway lets get back into this, elissa is a beautiful woman. Go to this site www.elissafriday.com and see her, secondly find out why you cant actually email her and then tell me but make sure she knows its me thats put this time in effort into her, here is a picture of her for you all to enjoy or not depending on your taste, but if you dont like it then fuck right off go on leave, see if I care,

blogs

First of all arent blogs terrible, designed and read by idiots with nothing better to do with their time, and yes I see the irony in creating this on an online blog, but by reading this you yourself have nothing better to do eithier and therefore have brought yourself in to this equation of shit, and this is where we came in, I dont care what any of you think about this thing or its spelling or grammer, im not here to spoon feed you, I dont spoon feed anyone apart from babies if im asked. so if you want to read then carry on and if you dont then carry on anyway cause you might learn something about the world and the word hosted in the 90s by terry christian a very talented man